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Fayetteville State University Accounting Association General Session 11/16/05
Call to Order: the meeting was called to order at 4:13pm Present: 12 Members Treasurer’s Report: No Report
Fundraising Report: Tiffany Birdsong (Chairperson)
GENERAL BUSINESS:
i. Must be a full-time student ii. Verification of enrollment for Spring Semester
i. Help sort food and arrange them in bags ii. Date: Saturday, Dec. 3, 2005 from 11am to 1pm iii. Wear accounting t-shirt iv. Meet at school at 10:45 in SBE parking lot
i. Buy gifts for 4 children ii. Budget: $100-$200; $50 per child
Action Items:
Adjournment: the meeting was dismissed at 5:25pm. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Meeting Length: Approx 1 hr 10 min Members in Attendance: Approx 12 Next meeting: January 21, 2005 @ 12:00 PM in SBE Shaw Auditorium
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JOKES 1. Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you." 2. An auditor is hard at work, auditing an airline. The auditor cannot understand an excess fuel consumption on a Detroit to Erie route, for flight no. 420. The auditor calls the pilot and demands an explanation. The pilot replies "It was a late night, snow storm was raging, and I lost my bearings." The auditor demands a statement, "for what?" the pilot asks. The auditor tells him "for lost bearings."
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JOKES
1. Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you."
2. An auditor is hard at work, auditing an airline. The auditor cannot understand an excess fuel consumption on a Detroit to Erie route, for flight no. 420. The auditor calls the pilot and demands an explanation. The pilot replies "It was a late night, snow storm was raging, and I lost my bearings." The auditor demands a statement, "for what?" the pilot asks. The auditor tells him "for lost bearings."