Our next organizational meeting will be held on Saturday, March 18, 2006 in SBE Rm 117 at 12:00 PM.   Refreshments will be served.   We will be holding fundraising (bake sales) on Tues. Feb. 28 & and Wednesday, February 29, 2006 in the SBE Lobby from 9:00 AM – 3:00 PM.   Volunteers are needed especially on Tues from 11:00am – 12:30pm.  Please email our fundraising chairperson, Tiffiny at tiffinybirdsong@earthlink.net if you can participate.  Also, any monetary or material good donations are welcomed and fully appreciated   Lollipops are available for member distribution and sale.  Please see fundraising chairperson, Tiffany to pick some up.   Our FSU AA “first ever” $250 Need 2 Read Scholarship Winner:  Ms Marmeka Swinson.     T-SHIRTS for the School of Business & Economics are ON SALE NOW.  Please see Ms Davis (SBE 388) or any FSU AA Member for purchase.  Price List:  S-XL - $10; XXL -  $12;  3XL -  $14,  4XL - $16 Spring 2006 semester dues are $10.00 for new members; $5.00 for current members.  Please contact Membership Committee chairperson or Treasurer (Erica Fields) to arrange an appointment or bring your dues to the next meeting.  Deadline for membership dues TBD. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --  The proof is in the pudding.  Email fsuacctsociety@hotmail.com with any Success Stories (professional development, internships, co-ops, full-time employment, leadership skills, etc) depicting how the Accounting Association was involved / had a major impact on your Brighter Future.  These stories can be past or present from new, current or former members [include a picture (optional)—small file size attachment preferred].  A new Web page will be developed for postings. --  Email fsuacctsociety@hotmail.com with any corrections to the Web site misprint(s) of your name, classification, committees you’ve selected, etc.  If you are not receiving e-mails your information may be typed in incorrectly on our distribution lists.  Please ensure that we have the latest information by filling out a membership application each semester with updated contact info.  Membership Applications forms are available for CURRENT and NEW members.  Please attach a copy of class schedule for current semester.      **More details and updates about these and other events will be posted as soon as the information becomes available.  We will also put it out at our meetings.   ***Communication is Key!! So please remember to check your email, our Web site and the Accounting Society’s Bulleting Board to stay informed. If your contact information has changed, please email us at FSUAcctSociety@hotmail.com so that we can maintain accurate and current records***

 

JOKES 1. Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you." 2. An auditor is hard at work, auditing an airline. The auditor cannot understand an excess fuel consumption on a Detroit to Erie route, for flight no. 420. The auditor calls the pilot and demands an explanation. The pilot replies "It was a late night, snow storm was raging, and I lost my bearings." The auditor demands a statement, "for what?" the pilot asks. The auditor tells him "for lost bearings."